"The Definition of Burning Love" | FFVII
Summary: The prompt was, "reaching for the KY and grabbing the vick's vapor rub(or icy/hot) instead.
Reno/Rufus post AC. in Rufus' office. Rufus didn't see which bottle he grabbed. Leading to big argument when they realized they used the wrong lube. Tseng comes to make report to Rufus and hears them yelling and goes into office wondering what they are fighting about this time."
Words: 2000
Rating: M. For like, gay sex and stuff. Oh, and the F-bomb. Lots of times.
Author's Note: Prompt was over at the Final Fantasy VII kink meme. How could I not fill out the request? It was calling to me. As I stated in the other A/N, this quickly spiraled into the crack genre aaaaaand... yeah.
"Damn, ya look so fucking good," Reno said as one firm hand tugged Rufus's cock slowly, earning him a loud, strangled groan from the blonde. "Gonna have ya screaming all afternoon like that."
Rufus was sprawled across his office desk, trousers around his ankles and tops shrugged off, stripped down to nothing but ragged breaths and sighs. His back arched against the polished wood while Reno's mouth enveloped his dick in warm, wet heat. His tongue swirled in an agonizingly slow movement, and although Rufus was crying out to Gaia like it was his last day on the planet, he needed the foreplay to stop soon or else Reno's mouth would be filled with his load -- not that that was a bad thing, though.
He lifted himself up slightly from the desk and grabbed Reno's head, jerking the Turk away from his thighs, a string of saliva mixed with pre-cum still connecting the redhead to the blonde.
"Inside me. Now."
"You got it, yo," Reno replied. He leaned forward and lapped at a spot on Rufus's neck before grabbing the blonde's shoulder. "Turn around. I want ya on your stomach and knees today."
Rufus turned himself around while Reno watched, the redhead idly pulling at his cock in anticipation. "Grab the lube, yeah?"
Rufus crawled over to the back of the desk and opened the left drawer. Meanwhile, Reno massaged the blonde's ass firmly before slapping it and leaving a faint trace of his handprint. He was leaning forward and whispering extremely dirty suggestions and words of encouragement in Rufus's ear that skyrocketed the blonde into a world of unfathomable lust and blatant horniness. Rufus fumbled for the first tube he could find in the drawer and reached behind him to hand it to Reno.
"I want ya to scream my name, Rufus," Reno continued as he absently opened the tube and coated his fingers with the gel. Rufus groaned, which only coaxed the redhead into talking more. "Fuckin' moaning and crying out as I pound the hell out of this sweet ass..." Reno wrapped his fingers around his cock, covering the organ in the thick gel, and applying more than was necessary. With the re-establishment of the new ShinRa building, the two hadn't had time to fool around, so Rufus was sure to be nice and tight...
"Ya ready, baby?"
"Yes," Rufus hissed. He was ready to explode, ready to be filled with that beautiful cock of Reno's, ready to scream and give them both what they wanted...
But Reno was sure taking his precious time. In fact...
"Fuck. Oh, fuck."
That didn't sound too good. Rufus lazily half-turned to see what was going on.
"Oh, fuck!" Reno pushed Rufus back onto the desk as he pulled away and started fanning his softening dick. "What the fuck, what the fuck??"
Rufus turned around and watched Reno fidget in his spot and grab his cock tightly like he was suddenly overcome with a terrible urge to piss.
"What the hell's the matter with you?" Rufus asked in a slightly impatient tone. If Reno needed to use the bathroom, he should have gone a long time ago.
Reno shook his head and squinted his eyes, hissing and rubbing ferociously at his organ. Rufus didn't appreciate being ignored, so he tried again. "Reno, what's going on?"
The Turk finally looked up at his lover. "It... fuckin'... burns!"
Rufus's eyes narrowed. "You've been sleeping around?"
Reno ignored the accusation and quickly darted into the President's private restroom, all the while, chanting, "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck..." and protectively holding his groin.
Rufus sighed and rose up from his desk, swinging his legs around to the front and buttoning up his shirt, vest, and jacket. Then, he hoisted his trousers back up and began making the short trip to his restroom. He leaned against the doorway and watched Reno scrub at his cock with a wet towel.
"Gaia, it doesn't fuckin' stop burning," Reno said, his voice cracking.
Rufus's eyebrows shot up. "Are you... crying?"
"No, I ain't, yo!" Reno yelled and turned his face away from his boss. He sniffed, but continued wiping his dick. "This is your fuckin' fault, man!"
"MY fault? I'm not the one who's been fucking other peo--"
"Ya gave me the wrong gel!" Reno turned to look at Rufus and flung the used towel at his face. "But it's great to know ya don't fuckin' trust me, Rufus." The redhead stormed back into the office while Rufus sputtered at the incredibly strong smell the gel left behind on the towel.
"Fuckin' 'Icy/Hot...'" Reno was saying when Rufus entered the room again, and barely ducked in time when the tube was thrown at him. "What the fuck were ya thinkin'? Ya tryin' ta burn my dick off or something? Is that it? Gaia... Still fuckin' stings, ya know that?"
It was all sounding pretty comical to Rufus, however, that so much to Reno's agitation, the blonde actually began to chuckle.
"Why the fuck are you laughing?"
"It's just..." Rufus said in between breaths. "I can't believe we didn't notice we were using the wrong thing..."
"Yeah, fuck you, Rufus," Reno said and grabbed his jacket off the floor. "Can't you fucking read, yo?" He put the jacket on and gave his back to the blonde. "You're supposed to be the fucking President, and ya can't even pull this shit off, man. What the fuck?"
Reno knew he had crossed a line with the statement even before he finished saying it, but damn it, his dick still burned.
"Oh, shut up, Reno," Rufus sneered and advanced towards the Turk. "You know damn well I've been working my ass off to rebuild this goddamn company with minimal efforts from anyone else, so your argu--"
"EXACTLY! Ya know how long it's been since we've slept together, Rufus? A fuckin' month! Now I don't wanna be the prissy chick in this fuckin' thing we've got goin' on, but I've got the sex drive of a fuckin' dog an--"
"So you have been sleeping around, you asshole," Rufus glowered.
"Oh, right now, you're makin' me wish I have."
There was silence.
Rufus snorted.
"Now I'm glad your dick is burning."
"FUCK YOU!" Reno looked around the room frantically for the discarded tube of ointment. "I'll fuckin' shove some of that 'Icy/Hot' bullshit up your goddamn asshole, ya little shit."
Rufus sighed and leaned against the front of his desk. "So this is what this is all about? Your sexual thirst not being quenched? Well, I'm sincerely sorry for being too damn busy running a goddamn company. Gaia forbid I try and get all our lives together, Reno. Stop being selfish and handle it like a Turk."
"So now I'm just a fuckin' Turk to you, yeah? All right, boss. Sure, okay then, sir."
The blonde quirked an eyebrow. "Are you menstruating or something?"
"I just want some fuckin' satisfaction, Rufus! Gaia, I'm fuckin' tired of jerkin' off!"
"You were about to receive satisfaction right now until you ruined it," Rufus stated matter-of-factly. Reno groaned and flung his hands in the air in a gesture of downright frustration.
"YOU FUCKIN' TRIED MURDERIN' MY COCK! Is it that bad, Rufus? 'Cause I can tell ya, people have always been a big fuckin' fan of me, and never fuckin' turn me down, yo."
"I'm not other people, Reno, so kindly refrain from bringing others into our mess--"
"Uh, gentlemen?"
Both Rufus and Reno swung their heads to the new voice in the room. Tseng nodded to both of them and walked forward, though there was a clear concerned look on his face.
"Sir, I came to report on my mission to Kalm, but... if this is a bad time, I can always return..."
Reno snorted. "It's always a bad fuckin' time with him."
"Reno," Rufus warned in a dangerous tone. "Is that any way to talk to me?"
"I agree, Reno," Tseng added and shook his head. "I apologize for his behav--"
"Oh, fuck you, boss. I ain't gonna do shit 'til I get what I want," Reno grinned at the blonde and crossed his arms as he sat down on one of the chairs in front of the desk.
"Oh, for Gaia's sake, Reno! You're being ridiculous, petulant, and quite frankly, a little brat, so just get the hell out of my off--"
"Oh, is he referring to a raise?" Tseng interrupted, and relief washed over his features. "From the hallway, it sounded like... Nevermind. In any case, Reno, I've told you countless of times that you have to earn a raise before asking for one."
"I've fuckin' earned my shit, yo. Right, Rufus?"
"Sure as hell won't get anything from me anymore."
Reno's face paled in sheer anger. He rose from the seat and advanced towards the blonde, leaving only inches between them. "So you're just gonna get rid of me, then, yeah? That it?"
"Maybe," Rufus said, and rose his chin up to look at the taller man.
"Gentlemen!" Tseng's voice loudly rang in the office, leaving the two other men stunned. He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. Sometimes, he really hated working with people younger than him. "I know we've recently been under a lot of stress and it's made us all slightly uptight..."
"Rufus's ass is uptight," Reno growled.
"Reno," Tseng sternly warned the redhead and continued when the Turk slumped against the desk beside the blonde. Rufus moved slightly away from his lover. "Rufus! Gaia. Reno. Sir. I want you two to look at each other."
They both snorted, but Tseng was giving them a no-nonsense look and did exactly as they were told.
"You two have been working together for almost a decade now. Is it really productive to end this partnership for something as trivial as someone's payroll?" Tseng noticed them both fidget as they made eye contact with one another. He was getting somewhere.
The older man turned around and began pacing the office floor. "As I said, it's been hard times on all of us. I had Elena wailing her soul out the other day because someone on the street called her a Turkey." The two remained silent, which pressed Tseng to proceed. He continued pacing back and forth, clearly in the zone for his speech. "Difficult days, indeed. But, we can get through them, and we can accomplish that by sticking together."
"Uh huh."
"Rufus, Reno has been guarding you since you were a teenager. Granted, he technically is just a bodyguard, but he, like all the other Turks, know you remarkably well. It's safe to say we've become a family within the ranks."
"Of course..."
"And Reno, I know you always thought it strange to have someone younger than you in charge, but I know Rufus's intentions are good, and he just wants the best for the company."
"Yeah..."
"Rufus is a very intelligent man, and if he feels a raise isn't in your best interest, he may see it from a different angle than the rest of us."
"Gaia..."
"Although, sir, Reno has been working really hard these past few weeks, so maybe he's earned it, as he said."
"Fuck..."
"I digress, however." Tseng stopped in the middle of the room and faced the office doors, a pleased smirk on his face. He had tamed them with minimal screaming. "The point is, I shouldn't ever see or hear you two arguing. We've come too far for that."
"Damn, ya look good," Reno huskily said.
"Really? I was afraid I might have put on a few pounds from all that food in Kalm I was eating, but thanks, Re--" Tseng's sentence was cut short when he turned around and was blessed (or cursed) with the sight of his boss and second-in-command writhing in each other's arms. Rufus was pinned against the desk, and Reno was gladly nipping at the blonde's neck.
Tseng felt the blush rise in his face. He coughed and awkwardly began trudging out of Rufus's office. "I seem to have made my point, so... I'll best be on my way."
"Lock the door," Rufus groaned. Tseng couldn't help but notice Reno's hand down the blonde's pants. Tseng nodded furiously and practically ran out of the office, mentally shredding the disturbing images in his head that he had just witnessed.
If anyone needed a raise, it was him.
END
Reno/Rufus post AC. in Rufus' office. Rufus didn't see which bottle he grabbed. Leading to big argument when they realized they used the wrong lube. Tseng comes to make report to Rufus and hears them yelling and goes into office wondering what they are fighting about this time."
Words: 2000
Rating: M. For like, gay sex and stuff. Oh, and the F-bomb. Lots of times.
Author's Note: Prompt was over at the Final Fantasy VII kink meme. How could I not fill out the request? It was calling to me. As I stated in the other A/N, this quickly spiraled into the crack genre aaaaaand... yeah.
"Damn, ya look so fucking good," Reno said as one firm hand tugged Rufus's cock slowly, earning him a loud, strangled groan from the blonde. "Gonna have ya screaming all afternoon like that."
Rufus was sprawled across his office desk, trousers around his ankles and tops shrugged off, stripped down to nothing but ragged breaths and sighs. His back arched against the polished wood while Reno's mouth enveloped his dick in warm, wet heat. His tongue swirled in an agonizingly slow movement, and although Rufus was crying out to Gaia like it was his last day on the planet, he needed the foreplay to stop soon or else Reno's mouth would be filled with his load -- not that that was a bad thing, though.
He lifted himself up slightly from the desk and grabbed Reno's head, jerking the Turk away from his thighs, a string of saliva mixed with pre-cum still connecting the redhead to the blonde.
"Inside me. Now."
"You got it, yo," Reno replied. He leaned forward and lapped at a spot on Rufus's neck before grabbing the blonde's shoulder. "Turn around. I want ya on your stomach and knees today."
Rufus turned himself around while Reno watched, the redhead idly pulling at his cock in anticipation. "Grab the lube, yeah?"
Rufus crawled over to the back of the desk and opened the left drawer. Meanwhile, Reno massaged the blonde's ass firmly before slapping it and leaving a faint trace of his handprint. He was leaning forward and whispering extremely dirty suggestions and words of encouragement in Rufus's ear that skyrocketed the blonde into a world of unfathomable lust and blatant horniness. Rufus fumbled for the first tube he could find in the drawer and reached behind him to hand it to Reno.
"I want ya to scream my name, Rufus," Reno continued as he absently opened the tube and coated his fingers with the gel. Rufus groaned, which only coaxed the redhead into talking more. "Fuckin' moaning and crying out as I pound the hell out of this sweet ass..." Reno wrapped his fingers around his cock, covering the organ in the thick gel, and applying more than was necessary. With the re-establishment of the new ShinRa building, the two hadn't had time to fool around, so Rufus was sure to be nice and tight...
"Ya ready, baby?"
"Yes," Rufus hissed. He was ready to explode, ready to be filled with that beautiful cock of Reno's, ready to scream and give them both what they wanted...
But Reno was sure taking his precious time. In fact...
"Fuck. Oh, fuck."
That didn't sound too good. Rufus lazily half-turned to see what was going on.
"Oh, fuck!" Reno pushed Rufus back onto the desk as he pulled away and started fanning his softening dick. "What the fuck, what the fuck??"
Rufus turned around and watched Reno fidget in his spot and grab his cock tightly like he was suddenly overcome with a terrible urge to piss.
"What the hell's the matter with you?" Rufus asked in a slightly impatient tone. If Reno needed to use the bathroom, he should have gone a long time ago.
Reno shook his head and squinted his eyes, hissing and rubbing ferociously at his organ. Rufus didn't appreciate being ignored, so he tried again. "Reno, what's going on?"
The Turk finally looked up at his lover. "It... fuckin'... burns!"
Rufus's eyes narrowed. "You've been sleeping around?"
Reno ignored the accusation and quickly darted into the President's private restroom, all the while, chanting, "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck..." and protectively holding his groin.
Rufus sighed and rose up from his desk, swinging his legs around to the front and buttoning up his shirt, vest, and jacket. Then, he hoisted his trousers back up and began making the short trip to his restroom. He leaned against the doorway and watched Reno scrub at his cock with a wet towel.
"Gaia, it doesn't fuckin' stop burning," Reno said, his voice cracking.
Rufus's eyebrows shot up. "Are you... crying?"
"No, I ain't, yo!" Reno yelled and turned his face away from his boss. He sniffed, but continued wiping his dick. "This is your fuckin' fault, man!"
"MY fault? I'm not the one who's been fucking other peo--"
"Ya gave me the wrong gel!" Reno turned to look at Rufus and flung the used towel at his face. "But it's great to know ya don't fuckin' trust me, Rufus." The redhead stormed back into the office while Rufus sputtered at the incredibly strong smell the gel left behind on the towel.
"Fuckin' 'Icy/Hot...'" Reno was saying when Rufus entered the room again, and barely ducked in time when the tube was thrown at him. "What the fuck were ya thinkin'? Ya tryin' ta burn my dick off or something? Is that it? Gaia... Still fuckin' stings, ya know that?"
It was all sounding pretty comical to Rufus, however, that so much to Reno's agitation, the blonde actually began to chuckle.
"Why the fuck are you laughing?"
"It's just..." Rufus said in between breaths. "I can't believe we didn't notice we were using the wrong thing..."
"Yeah, fuck you, Rufus," Reno said and grabbed his jacket off the floor. "Can't you fucking read, yo?" He put the jacket on and gave his back to the blonde. "You're supposed to be the fucking President, and ya can't even pull this shit off, man. What the fuck?"
Reno knew he had crossed a line with the statement even before he finished saying it, but damn it, his dick still burned.
"Oh, shut up, Reno," Rufus sneered and advanced towards the Turk. "You know damn well I've been working my ass off to rebuild this goddamn company with minimal efforts from anyone else, so your argu--"
"EXACTLY! Ya know how long it's been since we've slept together, Rufus? A fuckin' month! Now I don't wanna be the prissy chick in this fuckin' thing we've got goin' on, but I've got the sex drive of a fuckin' dog an--"
"So you have been sleeping around, you asshole," Rufus glowered.
"Oh, right now, you're makin' me wish I have."
There was silence.
Rufus snorted.
"Now I'm glad your dick is burning."
"FUCK YOU!" Reno looked around the room frantically for the discarded tube of ointment. "I'll fuckin' shove some of that 'Icy/Hot' bullshit up your goddamn asshole, ya little shit."
Rufus sighed and leaned against the front of his desk. "So this is what this is all about? Your sexual thirst not being quenched? Well, I'm sincerely sorry for being too damn busy running a goddamn company. Gaia forbid I try and get all our lives together, Reno. Stop being selfish and handle it like a Turk."
"So now I'm just a fuckin' Turk to you, yeah? All right, boss. Sure, okay then, sir."
The blonde quirked an eyebrow. "Are you menstruating or something?"
"I just want some fuckin' satisfaction, Rufus! Gaia, I'm fuckin' tired of jerkin' off!"
"You were about to receive satisfaction right now until you ruined it," Rufus stated matter-of-factly. Reno groaned and flung his hands in the air in a gesture of downright frustration.
"YOU FUCKIN' TRIED MURDERIN' MY COCK! Is it that bad, Rufus? 'Cause I can tell ya, people have always been a big fuckin' fan of me, and never fuckin' turn me down, yo."
"I'm not other people, Reno, so kindly refrain from bringing others into our mess--"
"Uh, gentlemen?"
Both Rufus and Reno swung their heads to the new voice in the room. Tseng nodded to both of them and walked forward, though there was a clear concerned look on his face.
"Sir, I came to report on my mission to Kalm, but... if this is a bad time, I can always return..."
Reno snorted. "It's always a bad fuckin' time with him."
"Reno," Rufus warned in a dangerous tone. "Is that any way to talk to me?"
"I agree, Reno," Tseng added and shook his head. "I apologize for his behav--"
"Oh, fuck you, boss. I ain't gonna do shit 'til I get what I want," Reno grinned at the blonde and crossed his arms as he sat down on one of the chairs in front of the desk.
"Oh, for Gaia's sake, Reno! You're being ridiculous, petulant, and quite frankly, a little brat, so just get the hell out of my off--"
"Oh, is he referring to a raise?" Tseng interrupted, and relief washed over his features. "From the hallway, it sounded like... Nevermind. In any case, Reno, I've told you countless of times that you have to earn a raise before asking for one."
"I've fuckin' earned my shit, yo. Right, Rufus?"
"Sure as hell won't get anything from me anymore."
Reno's face paled in sheer anger. He rose from the seat and advanced towards the blonde, leaving only inches between them. "So you're just gonna get rid of me, then, yeah? That it?"
"Maybe," Rufus said, and rose his chin up to look at the taller man.
"Gentlemen!" Tseng's voice loudly rang in the office, leaving the two other men stunned. He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. Sometimes, he really hated working with people younger than him. "I know we've recently been under a lot of stress and it's made us all slightly uptight..."
"Rufus's ass is uptight," Reno growled.
"Reno," Tseng sternly warned the redhead and continued when the Turk slumped against the desk beside the blonde. Rufus moved slightly away from his lover. "Rufus! Gaia. Reno. Sir. I want you two to look at each other."
They both snorted, but Tseng was giving them a no-nonsense look and did exactly as they were told.
"You two have been working together for almost a decade now. Is it really productive to end this partnership for something as trivial as someone's payroll?" Tseng noticed them both fidget as they made eye contact with one another. He was getting somewhere.
The older man turned around and began pacing the office floor. "As I said, it's been hard times on all of us. I had Elena wailing her soul out the other day because someone on the street called her a Turkey." The two remained silent, which pressed Tseng to proceed. He continued pacing back and forth, clearly in the zone for his speech. "Difficult days, indeed. But, we can get through them, and we can accomplish that by sticking together."
"Uh huh."
"Rufus, Reno has been guarding you since you were a teenager. Granted, he technically is just a bodyguard, but he, like all the other Turks, know you remarkably well. It's safe to say we've become a family within the ranks."
"Of course..."
"And Reno, I know you always thought it strange to have someone younger than you in charge, but I know Rufus's intentions are good, and he just wants the best for the company."
"Yeah..."
"Rufus is a very intelligent man, and if he feels a raise isn't in your best interest, he may see it from a different angle than the rest of us."
"Gaia..."
"Although, sir, Reno has been working really hard these past few weeks, so maybe he's earned it, as he said."
"Fuck..."
"I digress, however." Tseng stopped in the middle of the room and faced the office doors, a pleased smirk on his face. He had tamed them with minimal screaming. "The point is, I shouldn't ever see or hear you two arguing. We've come too far for that."
"Damn, ya look good," Reno huskily said.
"Really? I was afraid I might have put on a few pounds from all that food in Kalm I was eating, but thanks, Re--" Tseng's sentence was cut short when he turned around and was blessed (or cursed) with the sight of his boss and second-in-command writhing in each other's arms. Rufus was pinned against the desk, and Reno was gladly nipping at the blonde's neck.
Tseng felt the blush rise in his face. He coughed and awkwardly began trudging out of Rufus's office. "I seem to have made my point, so... I'll best be on my way."
"Lock the door," Rufus groaned. Tseng couldn't help but notice Reno's hand down the blonde's pants. Tseng nodded furiously and practically ran out of the office, mentally shredding the disturbing images in his head that he had just witnessed.
If anyone needed a raise, it was him.
END