Your nose is as bright
As my anus
On a summer night.

And when I see your face
in flight
I think of anteaters
in delight.

by Aavis and Marunas

hello friends. gregory is sexy. I love him. we are meant to be. i leik totally met him in an underwear shop. he had underwear on his ghtad. he has a serious underwear fetish. leik I WANTED HIM. AND HE SAID HE WANTED ME. IT MAS TEH MAD HOT. IT TURNED ME ON. so I said, will y ou be my spleeny weenie tonight? DCAN YOU FEEL MY ARSE TONIGHT? and he said ( Read more... )

earthworms.  earthworms.  EARTHWORMS!!!!

I eat earthworms a lot.

FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER, AND MIDNIGHT SNACKS!!

I eat earthworms.

The remakers of The Lion King are pleased to introduce their next masterpiece,  Beauty and the Yeast:

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and ( Read more... )

DEATH VALLEYFOR FOUR WEEKS ( Read more... )

We have taste to eat the meat!
Meat spunky in our feet!

( BOOKS THAT I HAVE NOT READ )

Tomorrow night, at 8:00 pm, WMHT will be showing a Nova entitled... "Newton's Dark Secrets"!!!!!If that, for some horrendous reason, does not intrigue you, here is a brief description of the program ( Read more... )