Baby Biscuits

[shinyblackstar]

Dorcas, I'm a little concerned...I know the babies sacks of flour can be a little frustrating, but I hope you're not seriously considering sabotaging your own marks in Muggle Studies? I'm certain it's not worth the satisfaction of prevailing over a food product. If you'd like, I'd be happy to spend some time with you trying to come up with a

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[tedfuckingtonks]

Oh, yes ... that. See, I was listening to the flour sack Chlamydia on the baby monitor and I reckoned it was just being quiet for a welcomed changed. But, unfortunately, when I went to my dorm around lunch time to retrieve the Lynrd Skynrd record another seventh year loaned me ... I noticed that it, you know, the flour sack, er, it wasn't even in my dorm. Which would explain why it was so quiet on the baby monitor...

[shinyblackstar]

What do you mean "wasn't even in my dorm"??? Did you LOOK? Maybe it fell off the bed or something. Are you saying that you have lost our BABY??? project?

I knew that stupid monitor was too good to be true - we can't take our eyes off the stupid thing for a moment! Ted, how could this happen? Please tell me you're just joking...

[tedfuckingtonks]

If I were joking, Andi, I would've told you I'd given to Dorcas so she'd have enough flour to make another batch of cookies.

Well, of course, the baby monitor won't work if the baby it's supposed to be watching isn't even there with it! I looked in my dorm, it was the first place I assumed it would be.

[shinyblackstar]

Well, where else could it be? Did you check the common room?

[tedfuckingtonks]

I hope you aren't upset...

[tedfuckingtonks]

I think that if I retrace my steps I'll find it eventually...

[shinyblackstar]

Yes, please do. I'm trying to remain calm, but it can't simply be missing?!?!? Please go double check your room, won't you?

[tedfuckingtonks]

It's not here, Andi. I should know, because it's quiet in here for a change.

[tedfuckingtonks]

Sorry?

[tedfuckingtonks]

I'll go look for it now...

[shinyblackstar]

*waits for a report*

[tedfuckingtonks]

Maybe I gave it Chlamydia to one of the first years this morning when I was going upstairs to show off my record collection...

[shinyblackstar]

Maybe? Do you remember giving it to a first year? You want me to come to your common room and interrogate the first years?

I don't think you want that, Ted.