O' Great Shiney Key of Doom, spare that poor, restless spirit. He is merely bedazzled by thine delicate beauty and incandescent locks. Show mercy to one who ne'er knew true love in life and can now only show his appreciation of your splendidness through the odd deed and manifestation! Forsooth and stuff!
But...what if said ghost was just throwing the weird talking pig at the witch-lady because she's trying to get rid of him before he can do something really, REALLY gosh darned important? I mean, he doesn't want to be mean to your friends, Honest to Pete, but...
Or...you know, if I was that kind of a ghost, maybe I'd feel that way. Or something.
We'll for future reference, the poor ghost should.. you know.. not throw the pig at the witch.. because the witch? She might not have taken her midol or non-grumpy pills and gone all black eyed and roasted poor ghosty right there. Who else besides me is glad that Willow isn't all black eyed girl now?
Well, if Mr. Ghost has something that important to do.. he should do it. I mean, I have a computer and we could communicate and work on his ghosty issues! It will be like detective work and stuff.
I mean, the ghost promises not to throw the pig anymore, I'm sure. He just panicked a whole heck of a gosh darned lot, because exorcism is just not a nice thing for ghost types.
And...REALLY? You'd talk to the ghost? Because he'd send you pie. Lots of pies. And whatever else you wanted.
I didn't know exorcisms were painful for ghosts. The way that the movies explained it to me was mostly.. it helped the spirit move on.. or it causes a creepy little girl to pee in the middle of the living room...
Uh, yeah. As long as he is not malicious and after ways to destroy my pure glowy self.. I'm sure it would be fine.
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Or...you know, if I was that kind of a ghost, maybe I'd feel that way. Or something.
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Well, if Mr. Ghost has something that important to do.. he should do it. I mean, I have a computer and we could communicate and work on his ghosty issues! It will be like detective work and stuff.
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I mean, the ghost promises not to throw the pig anymore, I'm sure. He just panicked a whole heck of a gosh darned lot, because exorcism is just not a nice thing for ghost types.
And...REALLY? You'd talk to the ghost? Because he'd send you pie. Lots of pies. And whatever else you wanted.
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Uh, yeah. As long as he is not malicious and after ways to destroy my pure glowy self.. I'm sure it would be fine.
Pie you say? I like pie.
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