[fic] fall head first (like paper planes)

[shipmateee]

fall head first (like paper planes)
luke/percy ; percy jackson fiction ; 615 words ; pg-13
| "It’s just jam, Percy" |

notes: for amanda (venacavaa), because i never would've noticed the pegasus jam in my fridge without our picture a day thing ♥

Comments

[venacavaa]

FIRST? I think so...

[venacavaa]

OH FUCK YES FIRST. ♥

So. This is as far as I got before I realized that I needed first comment:
Saying that Percy liked jam was an understatement. He adored it.

Saying that I like you is an understatement. I adore you.

[shipmateee]

YOU ♥♥♥

[venacavaa]

Your Annabeth right here- Annabeth always wrinkled her nose, saying, “It’s just jam, Percy,” -makes me very happy because book four Annabeth is obnoxious.

So, book four Annabeth = this Annabeth. Sound good? I thought so.
(Apparently I have no Alex icon that would fit this comment. Must go fix that. After I finish reading ofc.)

[shipmateee]

i like your thinking here about annabeth, ngl. clearly book four annabeth is just stuck in my head.

(akjsdhgf i'll have to fill in your lack of alex icon)

[venacavaa]

wait, no, oh god, there I go again, typing up shit I do not mean. I blame your fic and the mind-fuck it causes in turn.

I meant to type: book four Annabeth < this Annabeth.
Well, really, true canon < anything you can come up with.

[shipmateee]

Well, really, true canon < anything you can come up with.
i love how that is exactly what i think about you. just a nice slap in the face for rick from both of us, then.

[venacavaa]

Percy watches mesmerized as Luke licks the jam off the thumb, kneeling onto the bed before Percy.

Now...is this when the path to porn began and you informed me that it needed to change directions asap?

Well, anyway, I approve very much so.

[shipmateee]

YES. this is exactly the place. i was legit like "fml. stop it, luke, just stop."

[venacavaa]

I KNEW IT.
Because this was the moment that I declared that real-life Luke Castellan would be a porn-star, which is something that I really cannot unsee, especially not after the straddle gif we discussed and like analyzed the fuck out of.

[shipmateee]

He would either be a porn star or a world class thief.
whoa. i actually need to write fic of him as a thief, with percy being the son of the ridiculously rich poseidon, who luke plans to steal something major from, and when he's in the middle of stealing the um painting? percy walks in on him, but lets him take it anyway because he doesn't really like his father, tbh, and who the fuck cares about a painting? so luke is kind of ~enthralled~ by the pretty little boy with too bright sea green eyes, and ends up purposely bumping into him constantly until percy is like "if you don't stop already, i'll just tell the cops that you stole the painting," and luke is like "well, you can't do that without explaining why you let me get away with it, perce," and percy realises he's completely stuck in this situation with luke trying to seduce him at all angles and aiming to steal his heart. um, okay. i can't believe that all just tumbled out of my brain right now.

[venacavaa]

Percy’s hands tighten in the sheets below him, and his heart begins to jackhammer in his chest.

Jackhammer as a verb...I never even considered that.
God(s), Beth, why are you just that mind-fucking incredible? ♥

[shipmateee]

okay, i don't even know if you can use jackhammer as a verb. i was just like "um, okay, whatever" when the sentence formed itself in my head.
but your approval makes me all smiley and giddy, so yes~

[venacavaa]

Well, not everyone can use jackhammer as a verb, just you, really because you are that awesome and just above all rules that govern...just the universe in general.

[venacavaa]

“Oh, obviously,” Luke replies mock seriously, a smile tugging on his lips.

ADORABLE. SUCH FUN BANTER AND I LOVE IT. AND YOU.

[shipmateee]

AKJSDHGSDJFGH I LOVE THEM AND THEIR BANTER AND YOU AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN.