Wow, I had one of the best fucking nights last night. It obviously all started at 15 North, with Bran, Glomb, Rake, and fat ass mother fucking Vito ( Read more... )

Its Fathers Day, and I got my dad a bag of shit (from my own ass) and lit it on fire in his bedroom. Close enough to breakfast in bed..huh?

Hi, Ive been gone for a while...

Oh man, I had nothing to do the other day so I decided to go tanning for my first time ever. Holy fucking shit-on-a-stick, Im so god damn red. I thought it was called tanning, NOT burning ( Read more... )

I LOVE MY FRIENDS!......:) :) :) :) :) :)

This is the best I've felt in MONTHS! I feel GREAT for some reason, and no Bam dont ask. I didnt take acid.

Baba loooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

::sings::

Its my birthday and i'll cry if i want to, cry if i want to, cry if i want toooooo
You would cry to if it happened to you! (dum dum dee dum dum)

*Its my birthday and I cant drink*
*HOW THE FUCK FUCK FUCK AM I GOING TO DO THIS?*

(im so god damn horny, I cant explain in words)

This whole NOT drinking thing is fucking hard..(even though its only been 2 days) BUT STILL GOD DAMMIT! ::wipes sweat from face::

Random Insertion>>> I think I need to be hooked up. Any girls interested?
Gimmie a call.

Pam Anderson is the bestest best person in the world.... :)

Alright everyone, here we go. Im going to make a MAJOR commitment:

I SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO NOT DRINK FOR 2 MONTHS!

I can do this. Ive done it before, I can do it again. (phhhheeewww)

I just need some support....:/ ?

Alright, to just get this over and done with ( Read more... )

Alright, I'll admitt that im a dickheaded asswipe. I think I have some god damn fucking apologies to make ( Read more... )