Cant wait for Friday BIIITCHEESSSS!! Im headin over to Manchester, England to see my BRAND-SPANKIN-NEW friend Billie Willie and Mrs. Green Day herself, Joss. I'll be flying in at around 10 am, so his chode ass better not fucking forget me, or i'll fucking kill ( Read more... )

Well, its official.... im going no where in life. Opened up a letter from fucking Shippensburg today, expecting a graduation date, only to read that I have sucessfully failed out ( Read more... )

Ah! GOD DAMNIT! Alright, here's the run down on what happened ( Read more... )

In class right now at Shippensburg..this sucks!

But there is a new hottie that sits next to me..i farted and she told me to fuck off...but i know she liked it..

Whats up Bitches, IM BACK!

Yea I was gone for a while (personal drinking reasons).. but im back, large and in charge.
So you dickheaded ass's better Comment! HA!

Today me and Bran went to the beach, just to see if we could pick up some hott chicks...you know how it goes. Fucking Bran dared me to go out and buy a Speedo, so OBVIOUSLY I did. It was green and purple, I dont think it matched very well but what the fuck ever ( Read more... )

[Wont be around for a while, but not too long. Been going through some shitty things right now, so just be patient with me. Put Raab in any story lines, I'll catch up when I get back.]

Me and Bam are just plain ol' FUCKED in the head. I sniffed Bam's hair, it smelled fucking delicious, so I bit and tugged. Yes, there was booze involved, but who the fuck cares ( Read more... )

Last night was so fucking fun. I was up wicked late and couldnt fall asleep, when Jenn came downstairs and was bored out of her mind. I decided to BORROW Bams H2 and go wake up Vito's fat ass. It was probably 4:00 in the morning, I pulled up in front of his window, flashed the high beams, beeped the horn non-stop and sang at the top of my lungs ( Read more... )

I woke up with a black eye. Kiss my boo-boo bye bye....SOMEONE!