Yup... and no fucking jokes about me burning up for touching hallowed ground.

But yes, I went to church today to watch my brother sing a lovely duet with some girl there (no, I didnt give enough of a shit to learn her name).  It was awsome once you made it past the 10 minutes of "I love JEEEBUS" and "You are my rock!" songs before you got to the ( Read more... )

HOW TO DIAL OUT

1.    Dial 9
2.    Wait for beeping sound.  Hang up.
3.    When phone rings, pick up receiver.
4.    Dial 1-800-555-1982.  Listen to the sound of phone company solenoids switching.  Relaxing isn't it?
5.    When Shanghai operator answers, press phone cradle buttons.
6.    Nothing will happen.
7.    Face East, cross yourself thrice while ( Read more... )

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