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[shit_stings]

Creative Ways to Kill A Motherfucker
- Tie him down and amputate limbs
- Keep him on a dog chain in the middle of the desert
- Drop him out of a helicopter
- Shoot up a wedding
- Feed him to something
- Bury him alive
- Forceful overdose

Preferred Qualities in a Woman- Not a retarded cunt

Comments

[venomouselle]

It's funny that you think that any woman looking will read this.

[shit_stings]

You grow a dick, Elle? That why you're here?

[venomouselle]

I said any woman looking. I'm not looking. And if I was? Psh, not in your direction.

[shit_stings]

Ah. I figured you meant reading this piece of shit Network garbage. My bad, sweet-cheeks.

Does beg a question, though...

[ntrlbrnkiller]

That list describes Mal pretty well, except the parents thing. She didn't wanna meet my parents (they're dead), but she introduced me to hers.

Then we killed 'em.

[shit_stings]

That's... Real sweet, amigo.

I figure it's a pretty universal sort of list, really.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Mal seemed to think it was pretty romantic, we got married a couple hours later.

An' if it's not Mal, the only other way I like my women is tied up an' gagged.

[shit_stings]

Congrats.

Well, at least you don't seem too picky.