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[shit_stings]

Tell you what. Thinking about it? That whole puddle of whining thing was probably the easiest to avoid curse ever. Just don't step in a freakin' puddle, and that's it. Easy as pie.

And yet some of you out there couldn't manage that much. Good job. Y'all make me feel a bit better about my chances of survival, and I'm dead as a fuckin' doornail.

Comments

[kingofatlantis]

You underestimate the degree to which people enjoy wallowing in their own self-pity.

[shit_stings]

There's that one, yeah.

[valentineluke]

You'd think the painfully obvious change in the forest's appearance would be a tip-off to trouble.

[shit_stings]

Just maybe.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

No shit, my first thought was "Hey, something fucked up is outside, I'm stayin' in."

[shit_stings]

Truly the more logical path.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Logic is lost on some people it seems.

An some o' them think I'm an idiot, at least I didn't jump in the swamp.

[shit_stings]

It's what I'm saying. Fuckers need to learn to compare folks right.

[venomouselle]

Excellent advice but that doesn't explain the lows that you've sunk to.

[shit_stings]

Least I can figure out how to not step in puddles.

[venomouselle]

Nah, you just fell into a bottle.

[shit_stings]

Admitted vice ain't straight stupidity.