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sweet.

I stared death in the face today from feet away.

It was big, had about an eight foot bed and was bright red.

I hope you guys would have missed me.

So I was throwing some stuff around today...and I got to thinking...if I were a girl, would I be able to throw stuff as well as I do now?

It looks like there's a tornado in my backyard. Sweet.

I have a new screen name. It is:

dont be a joseph

With the spaces and all.

Everyone message me.

Got my phone back...it doesn't have text messaging capabilities...this is why I didn't text you back Heather. Forgive me?

Nothing else. Except for if Frances ruins my weekend I'm looting your house.

Last night was so much fun.

You guys should re-edge every day so we can do that every night.

Drive nails through my wrists....

I'll die for my BELIEFS.

Ed I got you a fucking hurricane for your birthday! Aren't you elated?