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this is maxine. she is the 5th roommate in our little apartment of estrogen-producing indivduals. gege's a little bummed about having to step down from her role as alpha, but she's being a good sport about it. nancy has been too busy on her wheel to even notice that she now has another beastmonster watching her every move.

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the feeling of fulfillment that retail therapy is supposed to provide doesn't actually happen if you choose to do your shopping over the internet. the delay of having to purchase the items and wait for them to arrive in the mail only counteracts whatever good you are supposed to feel when you spend money on yourself due to self-pity. you sign ( Read more... )

i started this thing where i say yes to everything. like, when somebody asks me if i want to do something, i say ok. no more no's. always yes. i just started about a minute ago. i'm a little bit excited. i might buy some cookies sometime soon. not sure what kind yet.

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oops, i'm drunk

i don't like the adjectives "lovely" "fabulous" or "amazing." i think that the more unattractive you are the more lj icons you are required to have. same goes for the WB. the more programs you watch on primetime WB, the more lj icons you are required to have. i also think that the more you are upset with yourself, the more you are inclined to ( Read more... )

i keep buying swiss cheese and it keeps tasting like farts.

some drunk person drove their car up on the guard wire thing outside of our apartment on new years eve, then i guess didn't know what to do so just hopped out of the car and ran away. i don't get it at all but every time i look at the picture i laugh. beverly said there was a happy new years hat on the dashboard which makes it a little bit ( Read more... )

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