fun weekend fun fun fun.

i don't know much about pantyhose etiquette. are runs frowned upon? what about 2 runs in each leg? i'm wearing them anyway, they do wonders for the legs. i'm just wondering. you know, for future events.

the good year man told me it would take about two hours to put new tires on my car and align the wheels. he asked if i was going to leave and i told him no, i brought a book, i'll just wait. so this older man walks up and tells me he can drive me to the avenue to do some shopping. i imagined riding in a car with him making small talk and was ( Read more... )

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you know, usually i do a pretty good job of keeping my celebrity crushes in check. like, i don't really get them. ever since my middle school preoccupation with jared leto came to an end one day in 1996, my love interests have mainly stayed within the confines of people i know or almost know ( Read more... )

last night i had a dream that i was in the movie die hard. probably the gayest dream i've ever had in my adult life. i think i've mentioned before that my brain is deteriorating. this dream backs that statement up pretty well. when bruce willis starts popping into your sleep at night then it's probably time to start reading some books. but ( Read more... )

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my mug of red wine and i are about to get myself in trouble. i started making bids on ebay for bicycles but i just bought a bike from a nice man the other day on the side of the screet. i'm not satisfied with that bike though and i really just want to come out on top you know. i just want to be satisfied with my purchases and at this point i'm ( Read more... )

i wonder at what age people start wearing pantyhose. i guess maybe the same age they start utilizing the ironing board and applying eye cream at night. probably like, 40.

beverly and i went to a petting zoo of retarded animals.

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