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What the fuck?
Biden's Puppy Breeder: "Never, never, never again" (moar like never, never, never gonna give you up, amirite?)
Those who know me know how much I care about animals (except for mosquitoes, the spawns of Beelzebub). I am very passionate about, in the case of pets, how the option of a shelter is a far better choice for getting a pet as opposed to ( Read more... ) -
I could be a profession haiku writer!
I'm particularly proud of this haiku! I came up with it while driving to work this morning.
I have found Jesus
He was hiding in the yard
From Immigration
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Only in Bradley...
It's one thing to have an illegitimate child. It's totally another when you're in your 50s and say your ADULT DAUGHTER HAD THE CHILD AND YOU ARE THE GRANDMOTHER when you are the dumbass in your 50s who fucked around with protection or birth control. -
Astral Projection
Last night I dreamt that I had learned astral projection. What a crazy dream it was! Basically, I felt like I could be sitting there, and could then urge myself to float upwards. At first I couldn't get very far, but I learned how to go through the roof (which felt absolutely insane) and upwards. I went as high as I could, and even though I ( Read more... ) -
Ni hao! (你好!)
So this is my first entry on this new livejournal! I have an old archaic one whose name shan't be released for any circumstances simply because it is a private vault and this sentence is extremely long, and perhaps it is a run-on.
That concludes this first entry. Thank you for your support.
