Grey:  My rape baton consumes your tears lustfully with a wild cackle.

"Maybe we can both clone ourselves, and you can bear them as twins.  And while they're all wrapped around each other in your womb, we can be doing it and squirting them with semen."

shit i haven't written in this in forevers ( Read more... )

i am STRESSING OUT ( Read more... )

god dammit.

don't ever read through your old livejournal entries because you'll just realize how sad you are

how can it possibly be that easy to lie to someone? i don't mean just anyone obviously that's easy but someone you know and care about? just lie right to their face, over and over again? please, honestly, explain to me how this is such a simple and easy thing to do because for some reason i can't comprehend it. how are you not wracked with ( Read more... )

i've forgotten how to play this game, this cat and mouse merry-go-round where we never say how we feel or what we want or really much of anything we just assume. i assume you realize that i'm into you. personally i think it's obvious but i have no idea if you pick up on it at all or are just completely in the dark. i was so good at this in ( Read more... )

SHE DUMPED YOUR ASS AGAIN YOU BITCH

suck on that

day one of giving up smoking is almost over ( Read more... )