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Peanut Butter & Butter Sandwich:
2 slices of bread (toasted)
peanut butter
butter

Apply peanut butter to both pieces of toast.  Apply butter to outside of peanut butter sandwich.  Enjoy.

There's a band I like, except when I start to listen to the lyrics.  You see they're a Christian post-rock band, and they make awesome music, but there's implied Christianity throughout all of their songs, and far more overt references in about half of em.

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That when I saw this:


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So my brain was doing its thing, which is being odd and random. In this instance, I was idly wondering who would win in a free-for-all brawl: zombies, ninjas, or pirates. I came to the conclusion that zombies would win, unless the zombies could retain aspects of their former personalities, in which case undead ninja-pirates would win ( Read more... )

I keep getting pissed off at documentaries, (with "The Universe" being the show my ire is currently being directed at). They never get the size of the visible universe right. It's generally listed as about thirteen and a half, or 13.7 billion years in radius, but that's the age, not the radius. Now, admittedly everyone gets told that when you look ( Read more... )

Know anyone with an open couch?  I've got to be out where I am in 10 days.  In the two months I've been here, I've made one good friend (whose place I can stay at say once a week).  Beyond that I've got nothing, nothing being no job, no job history, and no money.

So we (we being my roommates, John and Kayt [and I]) have been eating "Emergency Stew" for almost a week, and we finally ran out of ingredients and/or ways to make it tasty and edible. I discovered that rice in stew is the equivalent of nickel in stellar nucleosynthesis; its addition/creation allows for a last gasp of life, but it ultimately causes ( Read more... )

If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.