Hmmmmmmmm.

Boats 'n hoes, boats 'n hoes! Gotta get me more boats 'n hoes!


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Just heard that my SIL is getting induced on Wednesday! I'm very excited to meet Miss. Peyton Jane Radel.

Totally was thiiiiiis close to hooking up with Carlos Santana in a dream last night.
We were definitely in bed together. Mostly nude.


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I'm in a funky mood. I need something to make me smile.


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I was blastin' old school Missy this morning on my way to work - itsyerferminippafernyep!

I just went back and read a few pages of my old posts. I'm pretty sure I looked like a psycho, sitting in class and cracking up at my own old stories. It was worth it ( Read more... )

Dreamy userpic added.

Thinking it's about time to break the cycle. I am not my mother and I don't have to sit miserably by while my ass gets wider. It's about to get sexy up in here.

Can't...stop...eating.....RAISINETS! Mmmm. Goodness.