FYI

[shmalice]

I: spent 1 night in the ER and 4 days in the hospital, consumed 12 meals, took 2 sets X-rays, had 1 ultrasound and 1 CAT scan, was administered endless blood tests and connected to approximately 12 IV bags, and experienced 4 blood-thinning shots delivered through a needle the size of a caulk gun into my abdomen

Comments

[itasianinvasion]

Jesus Christ. Are you all right?

[shmalice]

Oh, it happened back in January, I just got the bill now and I'm a little bitter. And yes- I'm okay, just your everyday blood clot in the ol' lung.

[oraios_zoi]

my lovely kidney infection from earlier this year is going to cost me around three grand because of a CAT scan to screen for kidney stones. fucking awesome.

[shmalice]

Shit. I wish there was a medical bartering system. I can make a mean pancake to close the deal.