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I am so smart, s-m-r-t
e: What do you call your arm-shin?
b: You mean elbow?
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Ducks eat free at subway
My work is next to a wetlands. Well actually, I heard they cut most of it down when they first built the place, then found out they destroyed a protected habitat so they replanted it with tiny trees and bushes.
So I guess my work is next to a fake wetlands.
Anyway, the Wetlands is full of ducks. Ducks are not the most graceful of birds. When they ( Read more... ) -
Gin smells like Christmas
Note to self ( Read more... ) -
anything to avoid cleaning the bathroom
Today I learned that "unlawful discharge of a laser" is a crime.
A felony even.
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someone was too busy huffing kittens
How did this fly under my radar for so long?
PS I got a surprise e-mail from an old friend...John Dawson, the artist father of a couple of boys I used to love. He has a flickr to showcase his photos, paintings, and etc. Check him out here. He did the painting over our fireplace btw.
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too embarassed to crosspost to Overheard Seattle
Location: my car
b: So do you think "bullshit" was created as a way of topping "shit?" Like "that's not just regular shit that's bullshit."
e: no way man, it's kinda like, you know, that thing where two civilizations create the same technology without ever having come into contact with each other?
b: oh, right.
Yes, both parties were sober.
BTW- what ( Read more... ) -
yay for street trash
When I get a wee bit tipsy I get pretty excited by random crap I find on the street and B has to be like, "no, we don't need that broken lamp....Dont touch that dumpster, you won't be able to wash your hands till we get home....get out of that alley, the car is over here...sigh"
But last night when B and I were leaving the bar I found a huge Pike ( Read more... ) -
Terror on the trail!! dum dum dummmmm..
So, we finally went camping last week and nobody even got hurt. Though we did manage to show our true, retarded colors at every available opportunity.
We went to 3 different parks before we found one that wasn't full, Dash Point, because we were too dumb to make reservations. (and we managed to get lost in Kent for an hour while trying to find one ( Read more... )
