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from the center of the universe
This weekend was a gloomy-but-not-rainy Freemont Solstice Street Fair, which naturally means, art cars, food on sticks, cute dogs everywhere, and of course...a crazy hobo doing the dance of the seven veils dressed in a neon green skirt with nothing underneath except a gold lame banana hammock....
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completely arbitrary
So Nick Swardson totally cock-blocked my drinks this evening, but he is very funny so it's all good.
We went and saw his show at the Moore Theater. It was the first time I had been there and I almost threw up because we had awful nosebleed seats and I was trying to walk all the way up to the top of the steepest stairs ever with no handrails while ( Read more... ) -
you leave me dry
I have no water in my taps.
I hope it comes back, or else I will be brushing my teeth in the cats' water bowl tomorrow morning.
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i'm so bored i'm drinkin' bleach
e and B camping?
Who wants to place bets on which one of us gets eaten by a bear?
I haven't figured out the odds on that yet, because while it is true that B can run faster than me, I am effin' crafty and my great grandfather was a bear and taught me their secret handshake shortly before he was shot by poachers. Bears are a lot like Masons. But I ( Read more... ) -
oh, and it was totally his fault by the way...
B and I almost never fight, but then about every 12-24 months we have a huge fight.
We're talking a fuck-you-blood-and-broken-glass-let's-get-a-fucking-divorce-or-else-I-will-fucking-cut-you kind of fight.
It's really quite bizarre, because for the most part we're pretty laid-back and well-matched. With our smaller tiffs I just force the two of us to ( Read more... ) -
sinus pain and pressure
B: "kitten, will you tell your mom to give me back my essence?"
If a man with a gun and a bag of mangos came up to me and said 'pick a ripe one or I shoot,' I would have to tell that man to pull the trigger.
I really want to go camping. Mainly to get drunk in the woods and cook food on sticks. Also to wrap food in tinfoil and stuff it in burning ( Read more... ) -
resistance is futile
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oh Ricky Gervais
Purple-headed womb weasel.
That's all I have to say.
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less sore throat plez
Do you ever have one of those moments where you almost take something seriously on the internet?
I always catch myself a millimeter away from actually trying to reason with someone on a forum.
Then I remember...
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happypuzzlefuntime!!!
If you are actually reading this, then you've got to be pretty bored.
So.... here is a listing of lots of flash games (think Myst not Halo) basically short, fun, works of art to pass the time:
Samorost
Samorost 2
Shift
Haluz
Quest for the Rest -watch out, it's the Polyphonic Spree
Pricilla Gone Missing
Gwen -"the Chinese Samorost" if you cant find how to ( Read more... )