so it;d been a lomgtime since i made an entry t and that's mostly due to thye fact that i hav e been dead for am longtimw ( Read more... )

woah so its beenn' a really long time sice i updated last and what it comes down to is basicaally i have ben like OVERWHELMED with requests from the womens regarding certain favorz ( Read more... )

i have 811 myspace friends.
i need like 3,500,000 more.

no,
i don't have a problem with poo sticking to my fur.
i wipe thoroughly thanks.
it's not like i'm a cat or something.
thanks for making me feel like a freak though.

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ooh moo goo

guess what

i love you!

buttholers!

SOO! I finallly got a job! I work at jamba juice now and I basically just kind of sit on top of the tables and flirt with everyone. I got a new pair of slacks and omg are they sweet. I have a dentist appointment tomorrow so that will be super fun. I think i should get the bubble gum flavored toothpaste. right?

last night i met MORGAN EVANS in real life
he put me in his shirt and i saw his tiny little boy nippies
so cute!

i wish i had nipples. don't know what i'd do with them, but i;m sure i'd think of something!

DAMNIT

some little asshole STOLE MY POKEMON CARDS!! i had like $800 worth of cards! omg! I left them in the basket on my bike when i went into the store to buy MORE CARDS, when i came back they were GONE!

I'm gonna find that little pussy and beat him up real bad!

i have been whoring it up on myspace. most people, when i try to add them, send me messages like "ok so who r u really?" and i just explain that i am shmu shmu and they add me because i am just badass. but sometimes people get really serious about stuff. for example:

From: Truthinwords
Date: Oct 31, 2005 12:38 PM

OK shmu shmu, I have some ( Read more... )

shmu shmu don' do dat blap!!!