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For a few weeks now, I've been battling it out with a nasty case of tonsillitis. I let it go for a long time because at first I thought it was an impacted wisdom tooth in my lower jaw that was giving me trouble. I was swelling under my jaw and was getting dizzy with a lot of other problems, so I went to a dentist, who gave me amoxicillan and 800 mg ( Read more... )

 Next stop....BONER CITY.

where evil dwells /
I hide my face /
in empty rooms

"Ga. high court rules mower isn't a motor vehicle"

My city's newspaper is The Onion.

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Funny thought today in an aisle at the grocery store as this woman was barreling towards me:

"Jesus, this bitch is going to eat me!"