I think that some people believe they are maturing, when really they are just reducing themselves to whiney little babies.

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Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!"

5 years later he realized the irony of the

ha ... chuck norris

45 days

I know christina will fricken love this:
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do it.
NOW!

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*Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined
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