The Flora Legacy: 5.3
[WARNINGS: 85 IMAGES, ADULT LANGUAGE AND THE LIKE]
LAST TIME on the Flora Legacy, Datura gave birth to Mandrake and immediately handed him over to Sprout so she and F'nor could make Woohoo. During said woohoo, F'nor's sperm was shown to once again be of superhero strength, as Datura immediately became pregnant. There was dancing and birthdays and Mandrake bouncing back and forth between emotions. And then, right as Datura went into labor, Sprout died. Datura then gave birth to twin girls Hyacinth and Hydrangea and Mandrake became a child.
Anyway, I got Datura a new hair style that I downloaded from GoS. I liked her old one, but a lot of people have it and I wanted Datura to be unique.
Plus, it shows off her pointy ears!
Mandrake: It's a bird! It's a plane! Iiiiit's SUPER MANDRAKE!
shoefleesims: *snickers*
Mandrake: Whaaaat? If my daddy is a superhero, than why can't I be?
Datura: YAY FISHIES!
Datura: Why won't the fishies LOVE me?
Mandrake: Hey Mom! Puzzles are AWESOME!
Datura: No, they are not! I HATE puzzles!
Mandrake: HOW DARE YOU HATE PUZZLES OMG!!11!!1!!!1
Datura: Oh don't you try the bitchface on me, kid. I INVENTED it!
Mandrake: NYA NYA NYA NYA, I can't HEAR you!
Mandrake: So... I like aliens!
Datura: This kid is WACK!
F'nor is a SERIOUS ARTIST, people. Nothing can dissuade him from the joy that is his SERIOUS ART.
See, watch as Datura tries.
Datura: Mmm, baby, you're so fine!
F'nor: That's cool, baby. *paints*
Datura: But your arse is so grabbable!
F'nor: That's cool, baby. *goes back to paint*
Datura: *schemes*
Datura: But this arm is too precious to be tired out with painting!
F'nor: Yeah, that's cool babe. But I have important ART to create!
Datura:*thinks* What is UP with this shit? Alright that's the FINAL STRAW!
Datura: Come over here you big hunk of man flesh. *devours face*
Datura: Bow chicka wow wow! I WIN!
AH HAH!
F'nor: Now that I've satisfied my needy wife I can finally get some SERIOUS ART done!
See? NOTHING can dissuade F'nor from his SERIOUS ART.
Like previous generations before him, Mandrake seems to think that his boat can fly. I am not about to argue with him, because I've seen what happens when you argue with Mandrake.
I gave F'nor my favourite sexy long hair. He is soooo hot for a pixel man. Also, please to be noting that is NOT his stink-cloud behind him. It belongs to the bottle he's so nicely putting away.
Because F'nor and Datura both work at the same time, we hire a maid! She gets there just in time for Datura to head off for work.
She's not... TOO scary. *hides*
Movie Narrator Voice: As she entered the nursery, the Nanny was faced with her first task. Two stinky babies. How will she handle this perilous situation?
Badly.
Nanny: What do you mean, badly? Green stink means green bottle! I read it in a baby care book!
You wouldn't happen to have been reading Bluebell's book on baby care?
Nanny: UGH, that baby STINKS!
Hydrangea: Heeeelp Meeee...
And again with the failing.
Nanny: My mission here is accomplished.
shoefleesims: No. It is not! *pokes*
Nanny: Ugh, fine!
Baby!Hyacinth: *puts foot through Nanny's stomach* And DAT is for makin' me sit in dis stinky diaper for hours!
Baby!Hydrangea: Halp! She's going to eat mah soul!
Oh thank God, it's F'nor to the rescue!
F'nor: Do I hear the cry of a damsel in distress?
shoefleesims: No, it's your babies! Help your babies!
F'nor: Babies? You sure it isn't a damsel?
shoefleesims: HELP YOUR BABIES!
F'nor: Fiiiine.
F'nor: Hey Nanny. Please leave now, ok?
Nanny: OK BOSS MAN!!!!11!1
Nanny: Errr, am I supposed to be doing something?
shoefleesims: Yes, leaving!
Nanny: No... that's not it...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
F'nor: *whistles* Dum de dum dum du- *shields eyes* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
F'nor: Oh dear Salazar's underpants, I'm BLINDED!
Nanny: What?
F'nor: Ew ew ew, please leave, ew ew!
Nanny: Uhh... ok! See you tomorrow!
No you will NOT!
F'nor: Must. Scrub out. Dirty. Naked. Old lady. Germs.
Mandrake: WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT OMG I CAN'T LOOK!!!!1!!11!!
Mandrake: A B+? What the SHIZ!?!
shoefleesims: Well, it was only your first day. Why don't you do some homework?
Mandrake: Ugh, but homework is HAAAAARD!
shoefleesims: Tough luck.
Mandrake: *wibbles*
F'nor: Why hello there, sexy! *pounces* It's SUPER F'nor to the rescue!
F'nor: *ravages*
Datura: My hero!
Birthday time!
This is Hyacinth. She is the most beautiful toddler ever.
She definitely got way more of F'nor's genes than Datura's. But it's ok because I'm starting to get tired of the Alien genes.
Hydrangea on the other hand has Datura's alien genes. She's pretty but her eyes freak me out.
BLUEBELL!
Bluebell: I DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS WHOLE DEATH THING! FIX IT!
It bugs me that her hair covers her face. I wish I could fix that somehow!
Awww, cute brother/sister interaction!
Hyacinth: *wibbles*
shoefleesims: Mandrake? PLEASE don't eat your pretty sister's soul!
Datura: My jedi senses are tingling. I sense nudity behind me!
F'nor: Mmmm, making out... *drools*
shoefleesims: *zooms in*
F'nor: Braaaaiiinnns... braaaaiiiinns...
shoefleesims: *backs away slowly*
Mandrake decides to see if he can cook. I would guess from the confused look on his face that he can't.
The twins like to do things simultaneously.
Isn't that the cutest thing besides the teeth you've ever seen!
Yep, I was right.
Mandrake: Aww, poop.
This family definitely has their pouty faces down, though!
CUTE HYACINTH SPAM
Hyacinth: Om nom nom nom.
F'nor: Ahhh... this parenting crap is a piece of cake!
Floor blankets make toddlers SO much easier.
Bad for the llamas. But good for Datura!
Meanwhile, the maid cannot stop thinking about F'nor.
His supersexhero senses must have been tingling, because he followed her right into Mandrake's room.
F'nor: Heeeey, baby!
Kaylynn: OMG YES I WILL DO YOU F'NOR!!!
F'nor: Did I... never mind. Who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth?
What can I say... he's a romance sim and his wife isn't home!
Not to mention he's a supersexhero!
I mean look! He teleported them straight out of their clothes and right into the bedroom!
Ugh oh. I mean YAY for promotions, but UH OH!
shoefleesims: *sage nod* That's right, walk of shame, ho!
Kaylynn: Oh, hello Mrs. Flora!
Datura: Hello maid coming out of my bedroom in her underwear! Did you remember to clean under the sink?
Datura: Oooh, baby you look so hot in your underwear!
I think Datura takes after her great-grandfather Jack.
F'nor: *uses his magical supersexhero powers to teleport his wife into bed with him* Bow chicka wow wow!
Mandrake: WOOHOO, I GOT AN A+!!!
Kaylynn: MY SUPER MAID POWERS SENSE CHEATING FROM ALL THE WAY ON THE FRONT LAWN!!! *runs*
Kaylynn: HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ONE ME WITH YOUR WIFE!
F'nor: I... umm...
Mandrake: MOMMY MOMMY I GOT AN A+!!!
Datura: Ummm... who are you again?
Mandrake: I'm your son and I got an A+!!!!
Datura: Oh, hi son!
Kaylynn: THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!
shoefleesims: *sings* B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Aaaand, that ends this update of the Flora Legacy! Family Tree will be updated shortly, hope you enjoyed it!