"What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither, though by your ( Read more... )

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Preproduction has started on the new Re-Animator movie, the House of Re-Animotor. Stuart Gordon, of course, will be helming it up, with Jeffrey Combs as the lovable, affable Dr. West, brought into the White House after the President, played by a Sir. William H. fucking Macy, dies a horrible, untimely death.

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And now it's 330 am, and here I am, suffocating, and anxious and frustrated and all sorts of terrible terrible things, and I'm crazy about her, but I'm also just crazy, and it all adds up to a very fucked up picture, and I wish I never started smoking, and I need a cigarette, and the resin in my bong just doesn't taste all that good at all, and my ( Read more... )

Apparently, KFC just built an 88,000 square foot logo in the Nevada desert, viible from space.


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Holy shit. I just got myself an interview at Casa Fucking Video today after work. I am so jazzed about this, I'm about to plotz and shit.

So I've been doing a ton of photography at night recently, and have actually come out with some that I feel are half-decent.


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Just updating to pimp my new icon.

Yeah....

Oh my god, I so need at least one, if not all of these. Anyone want to buy a kidney in slightly-used condition?

Whooo! I got the place! I can start moving in tomorrow! Hellz Yeah!!!

Holy shit, man. The Crocodile Hunter took a stingray barb to the chest, and died. I mean, as Fiona put it, that's propably how he would have wanted it, but dude, the Crocodile Hunter. The fucking Crocodile Hunter.