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Random Holidayness
There are at least 134 different variations of "Jingle Bells."
It is possible to start a fire with 1 tree bulb and a badly wrapped quilt.
If you leave an unflated Santa plane in the yard and it rains then freezes, the wings will stick together.
Royal icing does eventually work its way out of cat fur. Gum drops take a little longer.
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Backpack Treasure
Today in Jack's backpack was this (reprinted here in reverse order of actual list):
To Do List Not to Do List
7. Hurt people
6. Be bad
5. Not be nice to people
4. Say bad words
3. Call people names
2. Throw stuff
1. Act like a chicken
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Ahhhhh, family.
So yesterday. One of the cousins sits down next to me and says: "Let's just talk about the obvious here. Did you have gastric bypass surgery?"
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In which I realize
that "Power Rangers" are, in fact, the love-child of 50's Japanese Sci-Fi and H.R. Pufnstuf. -
GAAAHHHHHH!
I really really really loathe and despise being assigned a partner for a presentation project.
Oh, who am I kidding? I just hate people.
Well, except for the ones that I love.
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In the last month I've spent almost $800 on vacuum cleaners.
Why don't I feel fulfilled? -
Head...
Wants...
to...
Explode.
then "Driver 8" cycles onto the iPod
