Ugh! I hate that shit! I swear I have the worst road rage. I'm terrified of cars enough without some assface driving like a frickin' embicile making things worse.
I have a bad temper as it is and I've used my middle finger so many times in those situations that it seems to always be poised at the ready to give the next shitbrick the one finger salute.
HA!! I've been known to drive with my knee, so that I give someone the double finger! I especially like to give a good pouncing on the horn first, to properly get their attention! ;)
Go Marty!! I had the game on but I was on the damn phone so I didn't even know what was going on. I can't believe I missed that.
I always heard the reason people fly over the bridge is because they can't pull you over ON the bridge (which is of course why the cops sit at the edges). I never know which lane to take on the Gandy either though 'cause 70 mph is really enough for me on there. (They also drag race on the bitch in the middle of the night).
Mother fucker though, I had to tail this damn old dude the other day and give him the finger for doing 15 under on a two lane road, hitting the brakes for no reason and talking with his mother fucking HANDS (both of them!) to his passenger. I mean really. I can usually keep my cool but I drive way too far to work on backroads to deal with that.
I don't know about that pulling you over ON the bridge thing. I think I've seen people pulled on the gandy, before. But, I could be wrong... Either way, they can still follow you OFF the bridge, and pull your ass over! LOL
And I'm VERY familiar with the drag racing assholes who hang out on the redneck riviera on Friday and Saturday nights. Those fuckheads drive me nuts.
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I have a bad temper as it is and I've used my middle finger so many times in those situations that it seems to always be poised at the ready to give the next shitbrick the one finger salute.
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I always heard the reason people fly over the bridge is because they can't pull you over ON the bridge (which is of course why the cops sit at the edges). I never know which lane to take on the Gandy either though 'cause 70 mph is really enough for me on there. (They also drag race on the bitch in the middle of the night).
Mother fucker though, I had to tail this damn old dude the other day and give him the finger for doing 15 under on a two lane road, hitting the brakes for no reason and talking with his mother fucking HANDS (both of them!) to his passenger. I mean really. I can usually keep my cool but I drive way too far to work on backroads to deal with that.
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And I'm VERY familiar with the drag racing assholes who hang out on the redneck riviera on Friday and Saturday nights. Those fuckheads drive me nuts.
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