To: jimbob@afo.net [of 17 kids and counting ( Read more... )

Dear god,

I see the clouds, and I know you're just dying to rain on those noisy kids at that fucking church carwash, and that stupid lady who woke me up w/ her stupid knocking on my door w/ her stupid jesus pamphlet. Do it! do it!

Love, Beckka.

A couple reasons why Palin is stupid ( Read more... )

What is wrong w/ his face?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/m4w/833057033.html

I don't know either but when I see it I crack up! It's like when Bert gets mad at Ernie for fucking up his paperclip collection.

I have a friend who lives in New Orleans so can you please hit Texas w/ this one? No one likes Texas.

kthnxbi.

Please make this stupid tropical storm hit Naples or something so I don't have to deal with this crap during the week that I'm moving or the awfulness that my leg is going to feel in a low pressure system ( Read more... )

http://www.castfetish.com/

Oh and if ever bored, go on youtube and look up wheel of fortune and price is right. There's a lot of funny ones where people can't solve the most obvious puzzles or bid all wrong.

I am going down to Orlando to turn in the keys to my apartment and end my lease and everything tomorrow. I was just flipping channels and I came across a news broadcast saying deputies responded there today after people reported a weird smell coming from one of the units for about 2 weeks. It was a DECOMPOSING BODY. holy shit. It looked like they ( Read more... )

Brighthouse for Central Florida has one of those god awful automated voice response systems that doesn't give you any press button options. I have this irrational hatred fro talking to non-living objects and also for customer service that includes guessing games. It doesn't understand "shut off service ( Read more... )

It's late and I'm flipping channels and this dude on Sunset Tan sells this little girl the Lindsay Lohan: a "cockatail" of tanning bed and spray tan, for $1300.00!!!!!

What kind of asshole pays $1300 to look like a carrot?