Bailey stopped me on our walk and without looking I pulled her along a little. I figured she was trying to drink out of a puddle or something stupid. When I did look down, I saw she was carrying in her mouth, someone's fast food trash, a bag all soaked w/ part of a burger in it ( Read more... )

Today I got the most blatant phishing e-mail ever in my yahoo inbox. I gotta give these idiots some credit for being straightforward, but negative points for creativity. In fact, I even e-mailed them back, telling them to be more creative and informing them that I reported them to yahoo ( Read more... )

Last night I got facebook married to a guy I haven't even met. Why the hell not, right? I feel so grown up now. I hope this guy doesn't turn out to be a psycho.

I love this commercial, and stupid youtube won't let me add it to my favorites:

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I really don't get this Tila Tequila show at all.

I get such a high when I figure something out before House does.

I'm just flipping channels, and there is a qvc-style channel (I think it's shop nbc) selling SEX TOYS. I kid you not. T

here is just something wrong w/ a couple women talking about a "double dong" like it's a huggable hanger.

My mind has been blown.

(btw all that shit is probably cheaper on amazon.com)

So since work is slow and I'm way single and I have time on my hands I think I'm going to go ahead back to my old pass time of completely obsessing about my weight, haha ( Read more... )

I think my guppies practiced a radical genocide because I used to have this black and green spotty one and some others that were grey and yellow and stuff and now I have like half as many and they're all orang and probably male.

The dead must be the ones that objected to my hot pink fake plants.

I think the two stupidest things I've done so far in my life were ( Read more... )

I just sprayed boric acid solution all over my carpeting, so if you happen to be a flea who plans on biting my cute little doggy, kindly drop the fuck dead already ( Read more... )

Look what I can type: V V V vvvvvv vvvv vv. Yay ( Read more... )