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[shoewhore]

We ordered chinese food today. I thought maybe it was a good sign that this time there were only TWO pieces of cooked carrots in my chicken & broccoli. I mean, for someone who hates cooked carrots, that's a major score! It only took me about 5 seconds to pick those two out, instead of the 5 minutes I usually spend picking them all out before I can

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[luvlorn]

you should come up here, because I live right by the Mecca of Aging Caucasions, and I know how interested you are in them (but please be careful because it made national news a while ago that a large percentage of them have The Herpe).

[shoewhore]

Wow! Aging Caucasians and STDs! What more could a girl ask for?! No wonder you moved back there so quickly... ;-)

[saintpap]

We are not so big on the fortune cookies over here in the UK. Just as well really, as they would probably read "you will spend all morning on the toilet after eating this meal" :-)

Good to see you back, sweetie.

Be well.