Of course, what I really want to do is pick up the phone and say, "Excuse me you worthless fucking piece of cock sucking shit... Are you just stupid, or did your momma drop you on your huge fucking head repeatedly until you stopped crying?" but I suspect that would go over about as well as giving Mother Theresa the double finger.
Ha! I actually got it from "Natural Born Killers". The first time I saw the movie, there's a part where Tommy Lee's Jones yells, "Jesus Harold Christ" and I remember exclaiming, "Is THAT what the H stands for?!". LOL! :)
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Yet another reason I heart you madly.
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It makes me realize why the rest of the world thinks all Americans are brainfucked idiots.
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Oh, dude, let's not even go there unless it's 420 and we have a six-pack.
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HAHAHAHA!!!! Where did you get that from?!?! I know that from Christopher Moore's book, Biff...
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Oh and watch those allergies. I thought I was having allergies and it turned out to be the plague or something.
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