What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?

Jul 11, 2006 23:16

Some Random Thoughts about Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.

Cut in case you haven't seen it yet )

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archon_mentha July 12 2006, 04:09:15 UTC
I totally noticed the python too! ^___^

And I have to disagree. Orlando Bloom may take the lead role in anything in which he gets whipped. *G*

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sholmes87 July 12 2006, 10:56:24 UTC
Wasn't it gorgeous? *sighs with envy*

That rather limits the scope, but since this is Orlando Bloom we're talking about, no real harm done.

Opening shot,town square, day. There is a crowd gathered around a central area. The air is festive, but tense. Camera pans the crowd, then zooms in for a close-up of a young man chained to a post. He is shirtless. Camera pulls back and we see a very large, well-muscled man (obviously a jailer of some sort) with a whip. A grin of anticipation is on his face. He raises the whip. Close up of shirtless mans face. His teeth are gritted in anticipation.

There could be an Academy Award in this. *wink*

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archon_mentha July 12 2006, 16:01:54 UTC
*whips out $10 (or however much it costs) for movie ticket so fast it's silly*

You need to write Hollywood screenplays. *nods* Just think how many actors/actresses whose true inner talents you could bring out...

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sholmes87 July 13 2006, 03:43:21 UTC
Why thank you!

Hmmm...a very interesting career move for me. I'll have to think about it. ;)

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sholmes87 July 12 2006, 10:57:33 UTC
It is indeed! And I wonder who'd be topping?

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sholmes87 July 13 2006, 03:46:51 UTC
*scrambles to find the very best way to use I can't help it if your standards are lax in a Sparrington fic*

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