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Because I am creating words on the internet. Let's let that sink in for a moment: Joseph is posting something. There is this huge block of awesome staring me in the face, and I just KNOW it holds candy and gems and shiny bits and puppy dog tails and all of my favorite things! DUDE YOU'RE LIKE DEAD BUT THEN I HEAR FROM OTHER PEOPLE YOU DO SHIT AND ( Read more... )

So, here I am. Twenty minutes before I have to leave for work. I finally get the time and piece of mind to sit down and shit all over your friends page like I used to before my life became a series of unfortunate events, and I can't even think of a proper way to piss any of you off. I've gotten a bit more time to myself to try and organize things ( Read more... )

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I was off yesterday. I isolated myself from essentially the entire world save half of the internet, and it felt fucking fantastic. I only work a late shift today. I'm off tomorrow, and I plan on eliminating the remainder of my stress level by being otherwise shiftless and searching for a new second job. My car's new name is Duke Nukem (it'll be ( Read more... )

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I'm working more now for those of you who haven't noticed the fact that I'm pretty much never home before 9PM more than 2 days a week. If you're concerned that I don't return your calls or otherwise exist, it probably sucks to be you right now. The most I can tell you is to ask the rest of your half-assed friends to start being more awesome in my ( Read more... )

I know all the people that either don't live in GA or just live too far away have all been bitching that I don't use this anymore. I don't sit online and bullshit like I used to. I don't even pick up a phone and call (like I ever did before). Fine. I'm here, and nothing significant has changed. To be quite honest I've just been plain unhappy with ( Read more... )

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It was "MAMA'S BOY!!" that did it for me.

I know, I promised. My mind hasn't been right for a good long while now so deal. Anyway, I spoke to Tim a few days ago who has just recently graduated Basic and will most likely be coming here or his dad's place for his holiday leave. If ever you wanted to say hi, congratulations or you fucking owe me money, feel free to help coordinate a "Holy ( Read more... )

In the meanwhile I'll be playing Nintendo, oh oh, oh, oh.

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So here we are. A new update after x amount of months and nothing to show for it but a freshly broken car and a freshly unbroken computer. That's right ladies and gentlemen, the car I've so lovingly driven for the past two months is fucked. Apparently my heat gauge reads two temperatures: normal and holy shit. Well a few weeks ago I got to holy ( Read more... )