I'm alive. I still have a car. Publix is awesome. I'M still awesome.

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I have a car. Not "it needs to be fixed" or "I need to go get it or call someone about it". It's sitting outside right now and I just got my insurance this morning. Fuck the lot of you who said I was never gonna get one and I needed to focus on things that will actually happen in my life. While I'm here, fuck the rest of you too for no specific ( Read more... )

Now that I have your attention, today marks the second day of the physical portion of "Joseph is better than you". My ass needs kicking and I don't know anyone else better for the job than myself. As such, I am dedicating an hour a day to what I like to call "fat ass time". During "fat ass time" I perform the things necessary to turn "fat ass time ( Read more... )

Yeah, it's been that long apparently. I'm still not quite in that mental state of coherency and really don't have the words to put out how I feel right now, but damned if I will not make you read text until your eyes bleed with the sight of digital wonder ( Read more... )

4chan/420chan goes Cobra Command on Fox News.

Proof that 80% of the people that watch Fox News don't do it for the information.

I have been too stressed out and in too much pain to have the time or patience to sit down and put out a string of coherent words on the internet. I will vent my frustrations later when I have some kind of consistent mental process going, in the meanwhile I hope this confuses you as much as it confuses me. Seriously. Who told the black guy it was a ( Read more... )

Alright, if the last entry was any indicator I've been less plesant than usual over the past few weeks. I could sit here and tell you I've been sleeping less what with my longer hours, school and money have my wallet on pins and needles, my family is driving me up the fucking wall and I've been getting shit from people who previously haven't given ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday 
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I still exist over here in this little corner of poverty and pizza. My job, while being very appreciative, is the most chaotic and unstable place I could have ever asked to work at. Some days I'm working rush hour shift along side people who can handle the things I'm not doing. Some days I'm working a 15 hour shift with a grand total of two drivers ( Read more... )

I know, I know. The suspense is killing you.