You know what?

I think I'm gonna go ask someone out on a date.

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I'm sure everyone's remembering D-Day today and doing their part in honoring those who laid down their lives for the turning point of WWII by playing Call of Duty (I prefer Company of Heroes myself) or slapping a German in the face. I am instead taking the time to remember the legend of Marvin Heemeyer, a man who three years ago was driven to ( Read more... )

I'm not supposed to be in till 3. It is my second day and they are already calling me in almost 2 hours early. I want to think this is a good thing but my Spidey Senses are going crazy.

So, my first day at work and everyone already loves me. I'm pretty sure I got in about two days worth of training in 6 hours and helped save their asses in the middle of a totally unexpected Tuesday evening rush. The story as it was laid out to me is I'm next in line to be her new favorite assistant and to do the responsible things that no one else ( Read more... )

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My new goal in life is to make a woman reach over and pop me across the head due to the accuracy of my heat seeking missile. I will bitch later.

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Witty aside.

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My phone is on, and it is staying that way.