Alright, leaps and strides since the 6 month imprisonment with retarded yet otherwise entertaining friends. As of right now the only things I truly lack in life are a car (which is coming when the late tax return comes in) and going back to school which I plan on accomplishing in the fall or sooner if I can help it (doubtful). I have the job I so ( Read more... )

Ok, this deserved it's own special entry. A while back an SA goon had moved and found... well, here. Just read it.

Long story short, very disturbing dystopian/noir Mario fan fiction. I never before liked fan fiction before reading this mind fucking destruction of my childhood. Shortcut to epic writing here. I'm done. You can keep reading the ( Read more... )

Also HOLY SHIT I live like a few blocks from a church of Scientology. I am feared for my breathing.

So I just got hired on the spot as an assistant manager at the Domino's quite literally right next door to my complex. Fuck internet applications. My charm and charisma are best applied face to face, with liberal amounts of awesome sprinkled on top. Next on the list is waiting for the (late) tax return and getting the car, then heaven forbid I'll ( Read more... )

Orkses is never beaten in battle. If we win we win. If we die we die so it don't count as beat. If we runs for it we don't die neither, so we can always come back for anuvver go, see!

I'd like to take this moment of clarity to go ahead and lay down some house rules while my mind is still running in one direction. This is of course assuming I survive the next 2 weeks worth of bullshit and I do in fact land gainful employment and manage to maintain a steady income. Keep in mind that paying tenants (meaning my sister and I) are ( Read more... )

I am entirely too fucking stressed out right now, and I don't even believe in stress. I need to find a new job or hurry up and kick the manager of the local store in the ass because he's been "calling" my old store manager for 3 days now. I have money to produce from the corner of my ass because things need to be paid and my inability to take ( Read more... )

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Devil May Halo Prime Episode III: Reloaded.

I'll post something significant after I move. Maybe.

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