How to replace a power steering pump in a Chrysler minivan:

Step 1: Don't buy a Chrysler.

It's time to pull out the lawnservice equipment and make suire everything works ( Read more... )

Yay, the Super Bowl is over! No more drunken out-of-towners wandering our streets. We can go back to the good old drunken homeless people wandering the streets ( Read more... )

Yay! I am watching Fox2 news, and they caught the bank robbers! They were hiding in a sewer!

Dear shitbags / crackheads / trash / scum ( Read more... )

I found an interesting site, www.pandora.com

First you enter the name of a band you like. Then it starts off with one of their songs, and continues with songs from other bands it thinks you'll like, based on the musical characteristics of your chosen band.

Happy birthday to me!

I went to the Auto Show today. I took probably a hundred pictures, but the two I like most were taken before we even got there.

One is of a "basketball hoop", a milk crate bolted to a tree.

The second is tumbleweed, rolling down the street in Greektown. In January. That's about as likely as an Al-Qaeda terrorist at one of our militia meetings.

December 9, 2005 (CNN) While interviewing an anonymous US Special Forces soldier, a Reuters News agent asked the soldier what he felt when sniping members of Al Quaeda in Afghanistan.

The soldier shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Things are looking up for me and my house payment situation. I did some investigating today, and it turns out that the payment increase is due to a tax assessment. It seems my mortgage lender estimated my taxes according to the previous owner's taxes ( Read more... )