NOT GONNA GO T'SOME STUPID FESTIVAL.

RE: Sunagakure Council of Elders:

These're my balls. Suck 'em. Fall's comin' in Konoha an' that means cold. I don't DO cold. Find someone else t'look pretty for th' other countries (I vote Temari); I'm gettin' hitched for you bastards. Don't push your luck. You all might've been great nin back in th' day, ( Read more... )

Gaara, never mind th' note I left you. Get th' marriage set up. I don't give a shit. If I don't have a choice, I don't fuckin' have a choice. I get it. I need...a break. Nurses cleared me an' shit, so I'm gonna be out trainin' for a while. I'll be back eventually, unless I die of dehydration an' shit ( Read more... )

It didn't take th' council long, now did it. I almost gotta wonder WHERE they found her. Apparently, she's got a helluva lot of money an' she hasn't heard anythin' but good things 'bout me.

Gettin' married in November.

Gaara? We need ta talk.

NOW.

Oh fine. Sure. You all go out an' drink when I've VOWED TA TH' NURSES that I won't drink 'til I'm off painkillers.

THANKS FOR MAKIN' ME FEEL LIKE ONE OF TH' GROUP.

I'm up an' about again. An' sober, ta boot! Whaddya know. Sober enough t'find that scorpion left in my bed this mornin'---who's keen on killin' me now? Thankfully, th' little bugger decided not ta ADD ta th' poison I've got in my system already, an' I caught it, milked it, an' named it Supatto an' put it in a lil' box. So, cute attempt would-be ( Read more... )

See in suna, aftercare is puttin' th' patient in their own bed 'cause th' hospital fills up too damned quick an' they need th' space so other people c'n die in a clean bed with sheets an' shit ( Read more... )

( Note to Temari )

Sai.

Stop readin' my mail. I don't care if you're sp'osed ta 'r not; don't mail me back.

I mail letters ta Ino 'cause I wanna talk ta her. You...

Unless you're buyin' th' first couple rounds when I get back, no more letters.

So knittin's not as bad as I thought it'd be. I mean, I work with strings ev'ry day; this en't nothin' new by my count. It's pretty damn easy, an' it's somethin' ta do.

missionpleasei'monmygoddamnknees.

Gaara. Missions. Please. I'm goin' nuts without anythin' ta do.

I've been takin' in some of my pants. Guess I lost weight in Konoha. Go figure. Must've been Ino's cookin'---shit was damn well inedible, even for my stomach. And yeah, I've got mild poisons in my face paints ta increase my body's resistance ta shit like that, so I'm sayin' somethin ( Read more... )