*guess who's running around in nothing but a scarf and underpants? Literally running...around...*

Kinda ironic, ain't it? You keep saying "eh heh hurr durr maybe I should get a job" and now all of a sudden we're here. PRE-TEE hilarious.

My termination from Dunder-Mifflin (Scranton Branch) was unsurprisingly brief.  The higher-ups here at this company were clearly impressed by my resume and long history of hard work, as I was immediately placed back in my old jobs of salesman and Assistant Regional Manager.

The company appears to be expansive, yet simple to traverse.  My floor ( Read more... )

Woah, this place is easy to get lost in.

[trips] Nobody saw that.
Yeah, Sacred Heart wasn't this much of a maze just to get t the cafeteria. But I do get this cute polo with a bee on it. This is more comfortable than scrubs could ever be.

But yeah, I really cant find my way around here. I know if Dr. Cox was here he'd say something like...
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Ugh, I have a throbbing headache from last night, and I don't know where I am.

Can't say this is the first time this has happened to me, but I do think this is the first time I've worn a company polo.

it's fucking ugly.

It looks like I'm in charge of the jingle archive? What the hell does Shortbee sell anyway if they need so many jingles?

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This is my first time at this place!  I hope y'all will make me feel at home!

You should know that I'm a bit of a troublemaker, so watch out!  I guess that's what got me transferred!

Oops, gotta run!  These papers ain't gonna copy themselves, wouldn't that be crazy if they did?

I guess this isn't so bad. Actually, it's not bad at all. I woke up and I was hired.  Pfft! Saves me an interview. And...
...I'm not a temp. I'M NOT A TEMP.
Okay. Wow. This is--wow--What's my position again? So excited, I forgot--
[checks nameplate on desk]
...Stock Footage Cataloguer.

...

[buries head in hands]
i'm gonna go...make a cup of coffee...

*Wh...what the hell is an overturned box doing sitting on the side of the hallway?*

*WORKIN' HARD OR HARDLY WORKIN'???*

*Why yes, that is a steamroller taking up a few cubicles worth of space. Why yes, that is a desk on top of the steamroller. Why yes, there is a fourteen year-old boy doing his work there.

Why do you ask?*