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omg_toystore wrote in shortbee_co Aug 04, 2009 22:40

"....on down and we will slam your penis in the door of your luxury sedan. WE WILL MAKE THA-"

*looks around frantically*
"Wha? Where am I? Why is there a bee on my shirt? WHAT DOES IT MEAN????"

*sits down and pulls out a lollipop to suck on*

"Dr Tran? Fat Friend?.....Grandma?"

*at least there aren't any chickens asking for gum here*

c: leland the cough drop, s: dr tran

Oh dear

parcell_package wrote in shortbee_co Jul 21, 2009 20:41

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c: kenneth parcell, s: 30 rock

I'm back, boys.

skydiver_guitar wrote in shortbee_co Jul 21, 2009 20:20

I somehow got dragged out of here along with Tomas to play Warped Tour. Seems that the high ups didn't notice us magically disappear. Such is the power of the Vans corporation ( Read more... )

s: musician, c: sean rogan

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tempjobs_suck wrote in shortbee_co Jul 17, 2009 17:54

[Sticks head out of video library...he hasn't heard any clamor or fuss from the halls in a while. He starts to wander into random cubicles around the building.]

H--hello?

Anyone out there?

Wow. Quiet. How long have I been in there? I guess I watched the entire Rocky series. That's...a long time. Maybe the building's been deserted, and now it's all ( Read more... )

s: mst3k, c: mike nelson

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romono wrote in shortbee_co May 25, 2009 15:33

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Subspace wasn't supposed to take me here. Uh, how do I get out? I've got a delivery to make!

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uselessarms wrote in shortbee_co May 25, 2009 08:49

*Hey, we have a small red robotic security guy!...But he seems a little...um...high strung?*

Woah woah woah, hey! Sign in please. Company policy!

s: mst3k, c: tom servo

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rip_release wrote in shortbee_co May 20, 2009 15:36

*For a long time now Luka has been adapting just fine to this quiet dull office life. She's basically been showing up like this everyday.

Today we see her in her cubicle on the office phone. It looks like she's waiting for the other end to pick up*

*Mumbling to self* I Hope Miku isn't too busy. Having lunch here is boring when you're alone...

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c: luka megurine, s: vocaloid

hey deadhead!

skip2theend wrote in shortbee_co May 07, 2009 13:52

THE FUCK?

I was just sittin here, mindin my own fucking business playing some Resident Evil.
Why the hell am I in a fucking cubicle?

Alright..... *sigh* It's not like I just got my job at Darkstar Comics anyways....

Does anyone know the way out of here?
Daisy's comin home soon and I'm supposed to be watching the goddamn dog.

Fuck a doodle doo

c: tim bisley, s: spaced

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beam_katana wrote in shortbee_co May 04, 2009 22:53

*SLICES THROUGH THE DOOR WITH HIS BEAM KATANA*

*walks a few steps forward*

*uhh...*

...Nobody here...

c: travis touchdown, s: no more heroes

You know what would be fun

skydiver_guitar wrote in shortbee_co Apr 30, 2009 20:30

It would be a lot of fun to organize a company talent show for one night.
You know, with jugglers, comedians, musicians, dancers...all that fun shit.

If anyone thinks it's a good idea and wants to help me organize one, swing by my cubicle.

Let's just hope someone does.

s: musician, c: sean rogan