My Made Up Jokes (Update 1)

Apr 11, 2005 22:13

The bottom four are old, as is the second one down, though I had forgotten about it. The first one however is a newie. Laugh if you are so inclined ( Read more... )

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rainkingmarsden April 11 2005, 15:01:04 UTC
WTF dont do that!!!!

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skyferret April 11 2005, 16:07:41 UTC
The man and y-fronts one has me in stitches every time. Most ashamedly thouogh, after much wracking of brains (which is even more painful than it sounds!), I can't figure out the Ulysses one. I know a female sheep is a ewe, which sounds like the first part, but the rest eludes me. This is going to bug me all night til I work it out. Buggrem...

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skyferret April 11 2005, 18:35:46 UTC
Ohhh, ewe less e's! Hehehe. Brilliant! It didn't take me so long to work out...

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snow_angels April 29 2005, 16:21:20 UTC
i really liked these (though I think we've already established we have similar sense of humour) how about this one (sent to me by a friend):

A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.
Wanting to embarrass the female he told her to enter, "Penis." Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer's response:

***Password Rejected. Not Long Enough***

(not really a joke but i thought it was funny)

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shortfornothing April 30 2005, 02:45:25 UTC
That is indeed a great anecdote! :)

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