My father came up with a good point this morning...

Next year, I'll be able to mess with the waitress' minds by asking for the kids menu then ordering a beer. I'm so gonna do it! My father is such a bad influence. :P

Watch Hill has become infested with KAMIKAZE TOURISTS!!! Time for tourist practice...as opposed to target practice...muahahahahahahaha...never mind.

So yeah, I walk into my room after I get home from work and there's fishfood all over my desk and the containers are closed. I never close the fishfood containers. Since he eats so little, I'm always trying to coax him throughout the day. So obviously someone's been in my room and decided to play connect the dots with fish pellets or something ( Read more... )

I think my fish is anorexic. Seriously, he's barely eaten a thing in 3 days and it's making me nervous. He does like those freeze-dried bloodworms, but you're only supposed to use them as treats. I thought maybe he doesn't like his food anymore so I went and got a new kind and he won't eat that either. And even those bloodworms, he'll put them ( Read more... )

Can you name 13 people ( Read more... )

Um, you guys, there's a hole in the side of my house. Seriously, there's a charred hole the size of my father's fist in the side of the house near the fence! Remember that thunderstorm I wrote about a few entries back that had that big lightning strike that scared the crap out of the dog? Yeah, apparently it hit a little closer than we thought ( Read more... )

You know how I said a few entries ago that the two things I hate most to seen in the WARM shelter line are kids and people I know? Well, tonight I was lucky enough to get both!! Woo freakin hoo. The person I knew was a guy I went to school with at Babcock and Westerly High, freshman year of course. I was sitting at a table with my head down ( Read more... )

Who would've thought that doing something charitable like cooking dinner for the homeless shelter would spark such a huge family blow-out?  Seriously, it's insane.  It's mostly blown over now, finally after tirades, shouting matches, endless trips to the grocery store and migraines.  It really isn't that difficult.  But anything can be made ( Read more... )

I HATE COMPUTERS!!!

Oh yeah, and according to my sister, the number that comes after 79 is 30.  She had a math exam the next day.  See what happens when you are exposed to so many strawberries?  Actually, you could also blame the Westerly High education.  I think both are equally toxic.