this is what I translate on my days off

[shortitude]

So I got this in an email the other day, and laughed my ass off. It was in Spanish, however, so I thought I should translate it for the rest of you. :D

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[exorcistor]

...>__>

[shortitude]

Blame the email.

[korinacaffeine]

Rule 16: Just because it gets hard in the morning does not mean I have to give it what you call "a good morning kiss".

I need to print this out and tack it up in my bedroom. :|

[kaerstyne]

Ffffffffffffffffffffff.

I feel that the problem of #6 could be easily solved by actually throwing up on them once. Then they would never do it again, yes?