I have to say it somewhere, and I might as well say it here.

I'm completely addicted to Gilmore Girls.

That show is like crack, I swear. I got the third season for my birthday and I couldn't be happier.

Now stop making fun of me.

I know this is going to sound disgustingly pretentious and elitist, but I was into geeky guys way before Adam Brody was popular.

::Hides from Adam Brody fans in a small cave::

Look, I'm not saying he's not cute! It's just that--

::Interrupted by Adam Brody fans who angrily remove me from my cave and string me up in Orange County for all to see

Never listen to Jason Robert Brown when you're depressed. It doesn't help at all.

Oh my God. This just caused me to laugh so hard I actually spit out what I was drinking (like in a bad sitcom) all over the library's stupid eMac.