"The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" is the best Weezer song in at least a decade. Maybe ever.

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"Sith Alert: 8GB Darth Vader!"

"Don't forget to climax"

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Not only does he say that his wartime sacrifice was to give up playing golf, out of respect for our service men and women, it turns out he lied even about that.

Only 250 more days of this asshole.

Newly released UFO files from the UK government

Sex And The American Mom: 1 In 3 Report Getting Action On The Side:The survey, "Sex and the American Mom," revealed that 34% of these married moms is in the midst of, or has already had, an affair. Think of three married moms you know and ask yourself, "Which one is cheating?"
Here I thought the internet was lying to me all those years.

I weighed in at 172 pounds today. As proud of myself as I am for getting in shape, as I approach the 160s I fear I'm reaching "waifishly thin" territory. Am I going to have to start wearing tiny jeans with white belts?

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