Oh shit, it is.

The names of every fantasy team I've ever had ( Read more... )

Astonishingly, I am now able to do things like get off the lift, and ride from the top of the mountain to the bottom without falling. I could stand to have more graceful technique, but hey, I'm learning.

I think I could do this every day.

I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet... buried alive!

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( 40 for 2008! )

"The Patriots will visit a city with a Big Ben next season, but it won't be Pittsburgh, and the Ben is an iconic clock, not a quarterback named Roethlisberger."

Christopher L. Gasper, you have to go sit in the corner for 15 minutes.

Update: You know, it gets even worse. First of all, Big Ben is the bell, and not the clock. Second of all, the 2009 ( Read more... )

Andrew Sullivan posted an email I sent him.

THEY TASTE LIKE CHAMPAGNE

Coming again to save the motherfucking day


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