It's funny how you think you're doing okay and then you talk to someone ( Read more... )

Never, ever, ever, ever, EVER think that it is a good idea to let your husband rub Jergens lotion that has a "hint" of sunless tanner in it on you. You will wake up looking like a blotchy carrot and your tits and ass will be way darker than the rest of you.

I don't give two shits if it won an Oscar, I thought No Country For Old Men was crap.

Bad news: My fuck ass client has spent this entire week beating the shit out of the other live-in, sexually assaulting her, and following her everywhere, even in the bathroom. Despite this our program coordinator won't let us call the cops because we'll lose the funding for her. We aren't even allowed to restrain her, pretty much we're just ( Read more... )

Someday I'm going to do this...

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I love the part in the song where he says "You can catch up with yourself if you run."

But before I can go to college I have to learn all the math that I should've learned in high school, I have to learn how to write essays, and pretty much anything else that will get me prepared for my SATs. I may not have graduated high school, but I'll be damned before I get a score that's less than fuckin' spectacular ( Read more... )

Daft Hands was cool and all, but this is HOT!

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At work today I had a discussion regarding religion and my thoughts on it with my beautiful African Queen Christina. Since I'm agnostic and she is very much religious, I let her know as sweetly as I could that even though I don't believe in a god per say, I do strive to be a good person, and that I hope my actions reflect that. And I was thinking ( Read more... )

You know that expression "10 pounds of shit in a five pound bag"? Well that's me...microwaved. My head hurts and I want my Mommy. *sad*

Being sick sucks!

So apparently my girlie region is Noah's "most prized legendary item". It's a lot cuter than being referred to as a "firecrotch". :-P

Also, I had a really frickin' awesome guild name, for one day. Until Noah got togeter with a bunch of 40s and ganked a 70 and got reported.

Proof...


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