i havent touched this in a long time. i feel like shit today. at least i've finally thought of a subject for my damn slideshow: Bay City. me and nicole and anthony were crusing around downtown taking some photos a few days ago. i'm hoping to be able to use amanda as a model and take some daytime photos, but who knows if that will ever happen ( Read more... )

first thing's first. i hate walking class. we were supposed to wear shorts today because we're gonna do this body fat percentage test today. i know. mine's like 103%. i'm a fatass. whatever. but this morning, i couldnt find my shorts. i was gonna wear the shorts under some jeans so i wouldnt freeze my nuts clean off, but since i couldnt find ( Read more... )

So i've been thru a lot of bullshit lately. allow me to expound ( Read more... )

Can anyone help me think of a name for my new guitar? To see it, here, you shall go: http://www.musiciansfriend.com/srs7/g=home/search/detail/base_pid/519293/

Help me out here, folks.

Love~
~Your Uncle Traveling Matt.

why doesnt anyone ever fucking invite me anywhere? i always havr to call them first, which makes me feel intrusive. makes me feel like an asshole. no one has ever invited me to an xmas party, ar a birthday party, or a new years party. steve invited me to a halloween party once. also, steve invites me to hang out sometimes. anyone else, i have ( Read more... )

and now for the world's most wonderful photo of me ever:


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Everyone look how great I am!


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fuck anyone besides hillary who ever criticized bill clinton. bill clinton was a bad husband. however, he was never my husband. he was my president. therefore, i don't give 2 shits about who he fucked. bush, on the other hand, is apparently a good husband, but a fucking terrible president. all he has to his credit is, "i fuck my wife." i don ( Read more... )

these people are people you can believe in the media.

Bill Moyers.
Bill Maher.
Al Franken.
Jon Stewart.

more to come.

if women are supposed to be more mentally evolved than men, why are they still so fucking impressed by shiny objects?