I never realized I was such a pussy ass mo'fuck.

::cries::

I don't know why I even came back to livejournal.
I'm leaving again, later.

SHRED

I bet there's one decent girl out there that has a secret crush on me.

Or at least one decent girl for me to like.

Okay, Saturday night. Me, MCK, and Vince are cruisin' in MCK's work van. No middle seat, Vince is in the back getting loose. He's attacking and strangling me, so me and him are thrashing around, and MCK is getting loose with the car. Somebody calls the Police on us, and I'm just kidding around, going "shit Vince it the po po!" Then I turn around ( Read more... )

I'm doing good in school.
I'm unsanitary.

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I realized how much I love chocolate today. It's just in general good. It makes me smile.

Lame, I know. I never really cared for this thing. I'll get something up here eventually.

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