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So i leave study hall and come back to see that my "friends" (notice how lightly i use that word) padlocked my bag to the desk... seirously guys thats low. I hope all of you wrote your wills because you're all about to die... this means war.

victory to the brother hood!


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Working at staples is like going to a dumbass marathon... Some old hag yelled at me because she thought some pens should cost 2 dollars instead of 3, so i just took a dollar out of my pocket and gave it to her... she than decided to do what women do best: whine and bitch (haha jk...) and started to complain about somthing else. Little did she ( Read more... )

showthatcard's Halloween party:

____raptures dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Crazy Conqueror.

____vague dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Winifred.

_eatmyshoes didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.

_electric_love dressed as something warm, but what, specifically, you can't tell.

_kelly_belly dressed as Jeri Ryan's brother.
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Today i almost got fired after the store closed we had shopping cart races.. i started running holding a shopping cart and i crashed into display stand sending boxes of computer parts flying nearly killing myself and my coworker.

it was so worth it

NOOOOOOO I WASHED MY IPOD AGAIN!!!!!!!

Some woman walked into staples today and started bitching and whining to me about something i didnt even do... so that was when i jumped over the counter and clotheslined her, than i stuffed her little 4 year old kid into a packing box and launched it into the next isle! I didnt do that but i wanted to so bad ( Read more... )

I just played a game of Halo 2 and i got a fucking killmonjaro!!!!! BTW for all you n00bs who cant understand what that is, that 12 kills in 24 seconds with the sniper rifle/ beam rifle. That got me so freekin pumped that i had to run next door and kick my neighbor's dog just to burn off all off all of that testesterone induced energy!!!!!! ... i ( Read more... )

Some dumb bitch was hitting on me in staples today ( work there now if you guys dont know)... not only would i never "tap that" but she was also like 40 years old... seirously woman im not Ashton Kutcher and thats not legal... so when i cashed her out, she asked for my phone number i had the pleasure of holding my hand out and saying "DENIED ( Read more... )

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